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Shagging Up-Marriage Down! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (11 hours old)

United Kingdom: New figures released today show a remorseless dive in the numbers of UK marriages and a massive increase in the birth of babies outside of wedlock. By 2012 it is expected that hal… more

Roman Holiday From itsmaddybitchxx in itsmaddybitchxx Blog (11 hours old)

Back in London now after a couple of days holiday. Roma was fantastica! I LOVE Italy - not just the language and of course the shopping - any nation that regards pizza and pasta as staple foods wins m… more

No Sex-Were British! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

London – Westminster: A bill passed by Parliament today, outlawing the possession of "extreme pornography" is set to become law next week. However the law, which encompasses 'violent sexual act’s co… more

Orange Fruit Juice Causes FLU Shock! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

United Kingdom – Oxford – A Scientific report released today by UK Scientists contains startling new information in reference to orange juice and the common cold. Experiments conducted by Oxford … more

I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

Time was being called on the reality TV programme 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here' after former Eastenders star Lucy Benjamin was brutally clubbed to death and eaten. The drama unfolded after… more

Same ol' view From frankofyle in FROG BLOG (1 day old)

When I look out front in the mornings, it's the same ol' view. But every time it's different. Sometimes clear, sometimes cloudy. Sometimes bright, sometimes dreary. You'd think that after nearly five … more

Top ten From frankofyle in FROG BLOG (2 days old)

The 45.5 million quid lottery win fantasy spend continues. This is because t'other half didn't get a proper look at the UK houses I deleted in an earlier posting. Reckons my existing choices are the r… more

Viagra Spill Revives Loch Ness! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (2 days old)

Scotland-Inverness — A Coastal freighter containing 62,000 metric tons of popular impotence drug Viagra heading for Inverness struck a submerged rock outcrop and sank in Loch Ness today. As a result… more

The Drive From Middleagedbloke ^Pro in Middleagedbloke (2 days old)

Well I did it, drove from Benalmadena to Almuñecar! Phew. Put off my departure until after half one as it had rained overnight and I wanted nice sunny conditions for the trip, I am a nervous driver… more

Englishman Found Guilty of Sexual Breach of the Peace. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (2 days old)

Following last week's barmy decision by a District Judge in Wales that a man who masturbated with a Tricycle in a hotel room was guilty of sexual breach of the peace, another District Judge in Wal… more

Stolen Pregnancy Diaries Appear Online! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (2 days old)

Kent: When four women from Bromley sat down to document their experiences of first-time pregnancy and childbirth, their instinct was to be as blunt on paper as they were with each other. However … more

Katie Price Admits Masturbation Habit. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (2 days old)

London: 31-year-old former glamour model, television personality and businesswoman Katie Price revealed in an unusually candid portion of her new book "Rogue Woman" that she frequently masturbates. … more

Women are an Endangered Species! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (2 days old)

London: Professor Christopher Sheasby O.B.E, Principal Director of Public Health for the United Kingdom has placed women between the ages of 25 to 49 years of age on the Departments endangered speci… more

Women's Medications Affecting fish! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (3 days old)

United Kingdom: Bristol - Some male fish in parts of the River Seven are developing female characteristics, possibly because they're being exposed to birth control pills and hormone treatments that … more

Katie Price Complains that Her Boobs are really Cold! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (3 days old)

I'm a Celeb Get Me Out Of Here! contestant and all round useless bitch (who we'd never even heard of prior to this because we don't read the Daily Star, the Sport or waste our days viewing reality T… more

Some Call It Love, I Call It Stalking... From itsmaddybitchxx in itsmaddybitchxx Blog (3 days old)

Apparently you're nobody until you have a stalker. Well I must have been somebody for over a year now as I have a creepy little stalker who, just when I thought he has finally found someone else to an… more

Larger Condoms! French Claim. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (3 days old)

Strasbourg Reuters – The French have never been shy in putting themselves "First Amongst Equals", a recent self administered study indicates that French men measured up bigger than the rest of their… more

British Told to Have Sex with the Norwegians! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (4 days old)

London: — Reacting to a new report claiming young people in Norway are less likely to get pregnant or carry sexually transmitted diseases than their British counterparts, U.K. health officials today… more

Lesbian Spectre Haunts Small UK Town! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (4 days old)

Worksop, Nottinghamshire: A lesbian ghost has been spooking the small town of Worksop and the locals in the area have created a group to hunt down the Spectre. Josh Higginbottom the leader of th… more

Tis The Season :) From itsmaddybitchxx in itsmaddybitchxx Blog (4 days old)

I'm so glad its officially Christmas Season! The lights are up everywhere and all the shops have fabulous Christmas decorations which makes it impossible for you not to be in a shopping mood. And when… more

Sex Toys To be Sold in Christian Book Stores. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (4 days old)

London:UK: Queen of Pop Madonna held a press conference this morning to announce a new product line that she will market to Christian Book Stores and Reading Rooms all across the United Kingdom. … more

Susan Boyle Buys Nudist Resort! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (5 days old)

LA, California - The now brunette Gaelic rich girl Susan Boyle, has just announced that she has finally achieved her life-long dream. She has just signed the papers and is now the full and compl… more

Mission completed From frankofyle in FROG BLOG (5 days old)

Yes, I know it's sad (or pathetic, or whatever the correct word is), but I think I've finally cracked this 'what I'd do if I won 45.5 million quid in the lottery' nonsense. Brief summary: having al… more

MEN DO TALK ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (5 days old)

United Kingdom: According to a new study, young women speak more frequently and frankly about sex and sex-related subjects than men do. But this isn't true. Men speak about sex and relationships … more

Monogamy Study. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (5 days old)

United Kingdom: London — According to a Department of Health study, monogamists who are married to more than one spouse at a time have a significantly greater chance of becoming polygamists than tho… more

Safe Sex - All Condoms to be labelled with the Correct Size! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (5 days old)

SEXUAL INTERCOURSE: United Kingdom – New Drug labelling laws will soon require that all U.K. Condom manufacturers use more accurate size labelling for their products. British condoms presently co… more

Enjoying A Little Pussy, Helps You Live Longer! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (6 days old)

Norway: Oslo - At the Nordbar Institute, researchers have stumbled on an important link in helping men live longer. There have been connections made before, but doctors at the famed Institute have f… more

STUDY FINDS WOMEN WHO DRINK HAVE MORE FUN! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (6 days old)

Great Britain: Cambridge — According to a new study on female alcohol use and blood pressure, young women who consume two or three alcoholic drinks a week are much more fun to do research on than wo… more

UK Repels Zombie Attack! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (7 days old)

London: Balham: – Addressing earlier accounts that one of his key ministers was engaging in intercourse with a stripper in a cemetery, Gordon Brown announced today that his office had successfully t… more

Job? Bore off! From itsmaddybitchxx in itsmaddybitchxx Blog (8 days old)

So this morning I woke up, took my baby out for a walk (he refused point blank to set his precious pomeranian paws in the dirty puddles so I ended up carrying him) and went for lunch at the Westbury w… more