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UK Repels Zombie Attack! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (3 hours old)

London: Balham: – Addressing earlier accounts that one of his key ministers was engaging in intercourse with a stripper in a cemetery, Gordon Brown announced today that his office had successfully t… more

Job? Bore off! From itsmaddybitchxx in itsmaddybitchxx Blog (1 day old)

So this morning I woke up, took my baby out for a walk (he refused point blank to set his precious pomeranian paws in the dirty puddles so I ended up carrying him) and went for lunch at the Westbury w… more

Belfast Woman With the World’s Largest Vagina Loses Bicycle! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

Northern Ireland: Belfast - Bridgette O’Flaherty is looking for her bicycle. The bike in question, a £1,000 Raleigh Express model, strangely vanished during the annual Lance Armstrong Melee at Be… more

Woman With Two Vaginas. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

A Scottish woman of 28 yrs, Miss Morag Mc Doublechuff who has "two vaginas" appeared on the Jeremy Kyle show yesterday causing a sensation. When asked to show her twin pussies it turned out to be… more

You Dirrrrrty, Dirrrrrrrrty Bastard.... From itsmaddybitchxx in itsmaddybitchxx Blog (2 days old)

Yesterday I woke up face down in my white duvet and thought "am I in Heaven?" The answer, when I gathered my thoughts and noted my banging headache was no. Most definately not. Inga and I had been to … more

Viagra Doesn’t Work on Women SHOCK! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (2 days old)

Great Britain- Kent: Phizzer Pharmaceuticals’ has pulled the plug on a 5-year research programme into the effects of Viagra on women after it appears that it makes no difference to their sexual sati… more

My Son The Soldier. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (3 days old)

My Son the Soldier How great a man he must be To be joined in the fight to set another part of the world free. My Son the Soldier So very proud of you we are To all of us who love you, yo… more

Sex Is Best Cure for Lack of Sex! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (3 days old)

Edinburgh-Scotland: Researchers at Edinburgh University following an exhaustive five year study by an international field of noted researchers and scientists, confirmed today that the pure act of se… more

45.5 million smackeroonies! From frankofyle in FROG BLOG (3 days old)

Georgie asked me last week-end if I was one of the two lucky lottery winners who won 45.5 million each. 45.5 million squid! Hah! If only! Told her I hadn't been doing the lottery recently as part of m… more

US Set to Invade Iran. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (3 days old)

Tehran: 11/11/09:07:10 Middle-Eastern time. A camel laden with battery powered hammer drills, fire extinguishers and electric chainsaws was impounded by US Officials as it tried to board a ship head… more

Leading Politician Eats Kids! SHOCK. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (4 days old)

An explosive DSS investigation has discovered no evidence to contradict claims that Speaker of the House John Bercow eats plump young children. The investigation follows Bercow’s headline-grabbin… more

Life Isn't Always Funny Is It? From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (4 days old)

For a Friend. Life isn't always funny is it My emotions are bottled up inside me No one can feel, no one can see No one can comprehend How I feel, who I am How much I'm hurting, crying out f… more

Phone Sex-Error! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (4 days old)

Terry Thomas, an unemployed milkman from Tonbridge, Kent, who dialled a Phone Sex line by mistake while attempting to call the Samaritans suicide helpline, made headlines today after his attempt to … more

Why Elderly Ladies Smell of Wee. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (4 days old)

A two year study conducted by Scientists in Denmark has discovered the reason why many elderly women smell of urine. The men behind the medical breakthrough, Dr. H.Grettel and his colleague Prof… more

My Birthday! From itsmaddybitchxx in itsmaddybitchxx Blog (4 days old)

Firstly, thanks to everybody who wished me a Happy Birthday! I had a fantastic day, and couldn't have been happier. Started the celebration Saturday night with Tasha and Inga - we had a night out … more

I’L Shave My Pussy Shock! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (4 days old)

Caernarfon in Gwynedd North Wales: A drunken prank went too far last night when cat owner Ruby Merrell, sick of her boyfriends pestering decided to shave her pussy, right their and then in front of … more

Clinical Depression and Pain From tel1342 ^Pro in Back Troubles (4 days old)

Clinical Depression and Back Pain Depression is by far the most common emotion associated with chronic back pain. The type of depression that often accompanies chronic pain is referred to as majo… more

Germany Celebrates Reunification! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (5 days old)

Chancellor Angela Merkel — reunited Germany's first leader to grow up in the communist east started the day with President Horst Koehler and other leaders at a prayer service at a former East Berlin… more

"I Did it For the 77 Virgins" From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (5 days old)

BBC London UK- In an extremely rare interview to be shown later this week on BBC2, Cat Stevens now known as Yusuf Islam, talked frankly about his past, his present, his future and his faith. Duri… more

I'm Inside The Queen! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (6 days old)

A Liverpool man who claims he has been "inside the Queen" has been speaking exclusively to The Dead Synapses Society. Harry Whatt, of Walton Road, Liverpool explained that he has been a blood do… more

Walter Kaaden - MZ genius From frankofyle in FROG BLOG (7 days old)

As well as being a fan of Vincent motorcycles (see previous posting), I'm also a big fan of MZs. This may come as a surprise because the two brands are at opposite ends of the biking spectrum. One's i… more

Siamese Twin Sisters To Split! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (8 days old)

In what has turned out to be quite a shocking story, Siamese twin sisters Alecia and Gabrio Chinzano are to split up over an apparent illicit affair. Alecia Chinzano had been seeing boyfriend, To… more

Flying Pig Spotted Over Scarborough! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (8 days old)

Approximately 200 people spotted a flying pig over Scarborough yesterday. The event occurred at around 13:30hrs and said pig continued to soar about for approximately thirty minutes, much to the ama… more

Teenager Seen Using Public Phone! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (8 days old)

Embarrassed- fifteen-year-old, Katie Price, was spotted making a call from a public phone booth yesterday evening. "Look my mobile just freaked out on me, honest it did!" she pleaded to passers-… more

1953 Vincent Rapide 'C' From frankofyle in FROG BLOG (8 days old)

I first read 'The Wind in the Willows' aged about nine. 'Toady' became an instant hero. Like him, I used to sniff exhaust fumes in much the same way as the Bisto Kids sniffed gravy. Been addicted to b… more

New Nostradamus Predictions Found! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (9 days old)

Prophecies made by Nostradamus, uncovered for the first time since the 16th century, state that Uri Gellar is actually set to rise to prominence in the world of astrophysics, and become one of the m… more

The Illness Debate Continues! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (9 days old)

Once upon a time and not that long ago, the UK just had to worry about its raging drug problem. Now, there is a new social plague hitting our streets, and it is people who deal and take illness pure… more

Masked Raider Strikes Again. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (9 days old)

The Masked Raider of Swansea, known locally as “The Masked Raider of Swansea” and nationally as “The Masked Raider of Swansea” yesterday spoke out against people who tease ants by laying a trail of … more

Exercising with Osteoporosis From tel1342 ^Pro in Back Troubles (10 days old)

If you have osteoporosis, you might mistakenly think exercise will lead to fracture. In fact, though, using your muscles helps protect your bones. Osteoporosis is a major cause of disability in … more

US Flag Satanical? From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (10 days old)

A study conducted here in the UK by professional scientists who wish to remain anonymous due to the controversial nature of their findings, discovered that many features of the American flag were Sa… more